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BREAKING NEWS – Fuzhou City, China – A 22 year old patient nicknamed “Xiaolian”, finally decides to get a nose removed that was growing on his forehead. He explained that he decided to finally have the surgery because of the constant frustration of nearly drowning every time he takes a shower.