BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU and NOW are now in a legal brawl, over the ACLU sponsoring a bill at congress called “Stalker’s Rights”. The ACLU maintains that just because a man looks creepy, and decides to closely monitor the whereabouts on any particular woman, that does not prove ill intent. They also said that some of the women are clearly responsible for “egging these men on” by intentionally closing their curtains, with the full knowledge that their obsessed followers recently spent their hard earned money on an expensive pair of binoculars.