gravity-movie

BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – In a strongly worded letter written to Warner Brothers, NASA scientists are now taking issue at what they are calling two major flaws in the hit movie “Gravity”. The first one is Sandra Bullok’s hair would not have always been neat, but would have been constantly waving through the air because of zero gravity. And the second one in which the scientists were also unanimous in agreement, is that “there would be no way George Clooney would have been in space for that long, without espousing his misguided liberal ideology, that if fully embraced by the United States would eventually destroy the country”.