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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – After an 18 month study by the New England Journal of Medicine of more than 200 people, they publish some incredible conclusions. They concluded that people who regularly used crystal-meth on a daily basis, physically and mentally deteriorated almost as fast as regular viewers of MSNBC.