BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration is investigating Jeep Liberty SUVs after two reports of it bursting into flames. The CEO of Chrysler Sergio Marchionne which owns Jeep, later sated that what happened, was suppose to happen. Marchionne explained that the cars are programmed to “burst into flames”, but only in the winter when the car breaks down, to keep the passengers warm until a towing or fire truck arrives. He added that the owner’s should have been aware of Jeep’s unique function, because the manual clearly warns them of the dangers of frostbite.