BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Glow in the dark cuisine may seem like something straight from a science fiction movie, but a British inventor has turned dreams into reality with his newest creation: glow in the dark ice cream. Charlie Francis, founder of Lick Me I’m Delicious Ice Cream, was thrilled to discover that Chinese scientists working at a nuclear reactor, figured out how to synthesize and luminescence protein. But there’s a catch — an expensive one. Food enthusiasts may be ecstatic about this new ice cream doesn’t come cheap. One scoop will set you back about $220, plus another $175 for a Gieger Counter to show that you’re radioactive, and a written guarantee that if you live long enough to reproduce, you’ll have some very strange looking children.