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BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – The manufacturers of Pinnacle Vodka announce that they will soon be coming out with a vodka flavored cinnamon roll. Officials from Pinnacle explained that their newest creation will be the most popular with dedicated alcoholics, that don’t have time to eat a full breakfast.
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This is great. A cigarette in one hand and food AND booze in the other. That leaves the knee free for steering.
What the…