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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – Pope Francis I was momentarily speechless and motionless after Russian President Vladimir Putin issued him a challenge. Putin referred to himself as the most masculine leader in the world, and dared the Pope to prove his manhood by conducting mass while “shirtless”.