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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission has confirmed the validity of a complaint filed by PETA against Blacks, Whites, Asians, and Hispanics. They state that even though all four groups will typically hire “their own”, all four of them still refuse to hire anyone from the “rat” race.