BREAKING NEWS – Catskills, New York – U.S. immigration officials are considering a proposal from Chinese investors to create a multibillion-dollar development in New York’s Catskills called “China City”, with the entire layout mirroring certain areas of Hong Kong. Congress overwhelmingly approved the idea collectively citing, “That considering the amount of money the U.S. owes China, Washington D.C. is probably going to look like the requested community in the next twenty years either way”.