BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – After the Seattle Seahawks lost to the Arizona Cardinals 17-10, Democratic Rep. Joe Fitzgibbon tweeted and promptly deleted, “Losing to a desert racist wasteland sucks a lot.” He later stated that his anger was fueled at Arizona’s immigration policy, and he still maintains his controversial position that all Mexicans that enter the country illegally are welcome in his state. But his critics question his sincerity after Fitzgibbon qualified his offer by adding, “Our southern neighbors our welcome in our state and will be greeted with open arms, providing that they can speak English fluently with no discernible accent, and then paddle up the 1200 mile coastlines of California and Oregon in a canoe, in order to reach any of our numerous ports.”