BREAKING NEWS – New Orleans, Louisiana – Brad Pitt’s charity, set up to help New Orleans residents devastated by Hurricane Katrina, is coming under fire amid allegations the homes the organization built are rotting. More than two dozen homes in the Ninth Ward built by the Make It Right charity are rotting from the inside out. Pitt could not be reached for a comment, but his agent stated that “Brad is aware of the problem, but he is way too attractive to get involved with issues this ugly”.