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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan is now stating that the racism in the United States has extended to all of the oceans. And, he will soon be presenting irrefutable evidence, that one of the ocean’s top predators the Great White Shark, has ties to the KKK.