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BREAKING NEWS – Zhejiang, China – At least 34 people drowned while trying to take pictures of tidal waves under the influence of Typhoon Usagi. The unfortunate loss of life was blamed on “unnamed jokester” that immediately fled the scene, after he convinced the crowd that cell phones can be used for flotation devices.