BREAKING NEWS – Green Bay, Wisconsin – The NFL is mourning the loss of seven players from the Wild Card Game between the Green Bay Packers and San Francisco 49ers. It was -8 degrees at the opening kick-off and the temperature steadily dropped, which cause seven players to be frozen solid, and then shattered like glass after being tackled. The coroner stated that he may not be able to do a complete autopsy until all the body fragments are gathered later in the spring.