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BREAKING NEWS – Kampala, Uganda – The nation of Uganda has now not only made it illegal nationwide to be a homosexual, but it’s also illegal to watch the “Tonight Show”, and to do anything religious in public. It’s called the “anti-gay, Jay, pray law”.