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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Federal Trade Commission which enforces truth-in-advertising laws, is now calling the name “State Farm” deceptive and misleading. Effective immediately, the insurance giant has to start issuing policies to cows, chickens, and pigs. PETA is referring to it as a “great victory” and “it’s about time”.