BREAKING NEWS – Madrid, Spain – A new aircraft designed by Oscar Vinals called the “AWWA Sky Whale”, may soon be in the sky. It will have a wingspan of 289 feet, have three levels to hold up to 755 passengers, and was created exclusively for people that are extremely obese. Instead of trays on the back of the oversize seats, they will have feeding troughs, with food being served from McDonald’s, Burger King, and Kentucky Fried Chicken. The extra wide aisles allows all of the passengers to comfortably waddle throughout the cabin. The seats will be four across which will include, one for each passenger, and the other three filled by a personal trainer from Jenny Craig, a cardiologist, and a coroner.