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BREAKING NEWS – Troy, Illinois – An 11-year-old girl has had her successful cupcake business closed down after a local newspaper gave her some publicity. Chloe Stirling stated that she was told by Illinois officials, that she could not re-open until she applies for a pre-approved amount of government subsidies.