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BREAKING NEWS – East Rutherford, New Jersey – After the embarrassing 43-8 loss the Denver Broncos received in the Super Bowl handed to them by the Seattle Seahawks, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson is leading state and federal law enforcement in an investigation to find the man that pretended to be Peyton Manning.