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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – While leaving a clinic in Beverly Hills to get his Adam’s Apple “flattened”, Bruce Jenner denies the rumor that he plans on getting a sex change. When asked about the daughter of Kanye and Kim, he said he enjoys babysitting and loves being a grandmother.