BREAKING NEWS – New Delhi, India – Despite initial high expectations, the Indian Air Force appears to be souring on a joint development deal with Russia for a new fifth-generation fighter jet, citing Moscow’s severe budget limitations. Referring to Russia’s latest aircraft as “glaringly substandard”, they IFA stated that their biggest objections were to the Styrofoam wings that regularly fell off in flight, and the wooden wheels that had to be changed almost every other landing.