BREAKING NEWS – Damascus, Syria – Al Qaeda fighters in Syria are promoting a new video that shows a four-year-old boy squeezing off rounds from an AK-47 as jihadists are heard in the background cheering him on. In the promotion, they state that the boy will be ready to wear a suicide vest within the next ten years, and he had been in training since he was three months old, when they had him wearing a small amount of explosives in his bib, and replaced his rattle with a toy hand grenade.