BREAKING NEWS – London, England – The Catholic Church in England and Wales are being accused of hypocrisy because they condemn same sex marriage, but will look the other way when priests attempt to “date” vulnerable boys. At a press conference, several prominent bishops responded by stating that same sex marriage is an unacceptable because it is a legally sanctioned committed relationship, whereas the priest interaction with young boys are almost always temporary until the child gets older, the priest gets arrested, or a multi-million dollar lawsuit is filed against the Vatican.