BREAKING NEWS – Greenville, South Carolina – Kayla Michelle Finley was arrested and tossed into the Pickens County Jail for not returning a movie that she rented nine years ago. After a preliminary investigation and establishing a pattern, the district attorney is now seeking a grand jury indictment against Finley, when it was discovered that she previously failed to make the final two payments on a washer and dryer when Montgomery Wards went out of business.