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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The Academy has issued a formal apology to the audience regarding the strange appearance of John Travolta as he introduced a guest. Most of the people looked away as he entered the stage, or got real nervous as if they were looking at a tense scene in a horror movie, while terrified children clung tightly to their parents for safety. In their public statement, the Academy explained that “Travolta is a legendary actor and performer that should be admired for his accomplishments, but we had no idea that the combination of his toupée and Botox would have him looking so creepy”.