BREAKING NEWS – Lexington, Mississippi – Workers at a Mississippi funeral home say they found a man alive and kicking when they opened a body bag while they were getting ready to embalm him. Holmes County Coroner Dexter Howard calls it a miracle that 78-year-old Walter Williams is alive. His angry wife is now threatening to sue the County Coroner, insisting that he still gets embalmed, citing that she had already gotten used to the extra space in her closet, and taking lengthy showers without hearing him complain.