BREAKING NEWS – Garankuwa, South Africa – Under the instruction of Pastor Lesego Daniel of Rabboni Centre Ministries, dozens of his followers dropped to the ground, and began eating grass in front of their church in order to “be closer to God”. The congregation was later outraged, when they found that the real reason why Daniel encouraged them to do the very unusual act, was because on the previous Saturday night, he lost the church’s lawn mower in a poker game. He later blamed God for not helping him fill an inside straight.