BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Jeopardy champion Arthur Chu is suing the popular game show for his hospital bills due to a hernia he alleged that they caused. After he demanded to be paid his nearly $300,000.00 winnings in Chinese currency, Jeopardy host Alex Trebek who’s from Sudbury, Ontario, was so angry at the request, calling it “idiotic and poor sportsmanship”, that he had him paid in Canadian nickels. Chu allegedly got a hernia while pushing one of the wheelbarrows full of coins to his car.