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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – With warmer weather on the way, the city-wide population of rats is expected to multiply. Alderman Bob Fioretti has offered the most aggressive plan in dealing with the ongoing problems of these rodents, by trying to convince the residents of Chicago that rats taste like chicken.