BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The NTSB announces that by 2030, the majority of the cars on the road will be driverless, and will dramatically reduce injuries from vehicle accidents. Heavily lobbying against driverless cars are lawyers and chiropractors, citing that this new technology will be unfairly targeting them causing a drastic reduction in the their income, and also faking whiplash has long been an acceptable part of American culture.