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BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – A jeweler displays an earring her store is currently marketing, designed to appeal to female suicide bombers. The store owner had stated that there is no reason why these women shouldn’t look pretty and feel feminine at the time they’re being blown to pieces.