BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – John Frank, deputy general counsel for Microsoft, which owns Hotmail, said in a statement Thursday that the software company regularly reads emails and have been doing so for over a decade, but would never made the content public. He explained that their constant monitoring reflects that the majority of messages sent out are pointless, idiotic, and a waste of time. Frank concluded by saying, the only personal emails that Microsoft found interesting, were ones from Middle Eastern terrorists, high school students discussing the base way to cheat on college entry exams, and husbands and wives assassinating the character of their spouse to close friends and loved ones.