BREAKING NEWS – Topeka, Kansas – A fire breaks out and completely engulfs a fertilizer factory. Fire Chief Allen R. Bradshaw stated that it’s literally a “hot mess.”
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BREAKING NEWS – Topeka, Kansas – A fire breaks out and completely engulfs a fertilizer factory. Fire Chief Allen R. Bradshaw stated that it’s literally a “hot mess.”