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BREAKING NEW – Detroit, Michigan – Ford Motor Company unveils its latest creation called the “Thinmobile”. It will be heavily marketed in the garment district in New York City, because the car is designed to appeal to the numerous clients of modeling agencies, which are typically anorexic women.