BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – The North Korean Ambassador to the United Nations So Se Pyong, responds to comments regarding the name of their newly established space agency National Aerospace Development Administration, or NADA, and “Nada” in Spanish translates to “nothing.” Pyong stated that his isolated country will do “something”, because unlike the U.S. and others, North Korea will be the first nation that will have an astronaut orbit the earth, who will be starving to death while wearing a ridiculous haircut.