BREAKING NEWS – Rochester, New York – A new movie/documentary called “Fight Church” examines the relationship between Christianity and mixed martial arts as it follows a group of pugilistic pastors that literally beat each other up. The church “fight” club raises the question: “Can you love your neighbor as yourself and at the same time knee him in the face as hard as you can?” Fans of the movie and the new sport are stating that if Jesus lived in today’s society, rather than saying “turn the other cheek”, he’d probably say “turn the other broken jaw”.