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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – By a vote of 7-2, the U.S. Supreme Court rules in favor of Hasbro and against G.I. Joe and his defamation lawsuit. They determined that Hasbro did not say anything defamatory, but was literally accurate when they often referred to G.I. Joe as a “boy toy”.