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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Several Martians stated that they were depressed and wished they never would have migrated to this planet (specifically to the United States) when they were informed that their unemployment benefits may be running out soon.
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BREAKING UPDATE: Green cards have a new meaning as border patrol is turned over to NASA.
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