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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Ice cream maker Charlie Harry Francis has created a new flavor that includes champagne and 25 mg of Viagra per scoop. His latest frosty concoction has become extremely popular in senior citizen communities, and recovery units in hospitals where men have had their hips replaced or a pacemaker installed.