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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Due to pressure by PETA and the ACLU, the Kentucky Derby, the Preakness, and the Belmont, have now agreed to let centaurs compete in their horse races. They successfully argued that to continuing to ban them would be discriminating against people that are also trans-species.