BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – The National Church of Bey, who recently formed the new religion Beyism, has issued a statement following the criticism over their beliefs. “We are very disappointed in the failure of the public to recognize the existence of a divine Deity walking among them,” the church’s founder Pauline John Andrews stated.” Deity’s often walk the Earth in their flesh form, as we emphatically believe that Beyoncé is the Daughter of God, on the same level of Jesus being the Son of God, and in my opinion, she’s more influential because of her impressive stage presence.”