BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Governor Jerry Brown states that because of the recent cutbacks for school districts statewide, they no longer will be offering courses in automatic weapons for middle school students.
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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Governor Jerry Brown states that because of the recent cutbacks for school districts statewide, they no longer will be offering courses in automatic weapons for middle school students.