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BREAKING NEWS – Montpelier, Vermont – The state Supreme Court is now under fire, upholding a recently law which makes it legal under certain conditions to kill songbirds. Vermont residents are now allowed to take the life of any songbird, providing that the birds are on their property and appear to be intentionally singing out of key.