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KamaBREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Seven seismologists that monitor the San Andreas Fault have been indicted for illegally charging new home builders $10,000.00 to be informed if their house would survive an earthquake. The District Attorney Kamala D. Harris described it as a “shakedown”.