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BREAKING NEWS – Hartford, Connecticut – The state General Assembly approved nutrition legislation that threatened to remove chocolate milk from public schools. Gov. Dannel Malloy has vowed to challenge the new law, and said he is emphatically backed by Jesse Jackson who referred to it as “dairy racism”.