BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Courtroom proceedings abruptly stopped after Judge John Murphy got into a heated verbal exchange with public defender Andrew Weinstock, in Brevard County. The judge was so angry, that he challenged Weinstock to a fight, in which both of them stepped outside the courtroom, and their argument got physical. After the confrontation was made public, along with the low opinion this country has for lawyers, many people from all over the nation were outraged that both of them survived the brawl without any serious injuries.