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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – A giant octopus that had escaped the Sea Life London Aquarium, was finally caught and returned. It was apprehended thanks to an alert clerk at McDonald’s that became suspicious, after the monstrous creature repeatedly got in line, each time ordering 8 filet-o-fish sandwiches.