BREAKING NEWS – Akron, Ohio – A pair of Ohio twins were born under rare circumstances and became an Internet sensation. At Akron General Hospital, Jenna and Jillian Thistlethwaite gained international attention after they were photographed holding hands moments after their birth. After analyzing the video which also had audio, obstetricians and psychiatrists are in agreement on what caused the newborns to be holding hands as they entered this world. Approximately five minutes before they exited the womb, someone had turned a tv on in the delivery room to the news, and the girls were probably extremely nervous and scared about being born in a country that has gotten so screwed up.