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BREAKING NEWS – Oklahoma City, Oklahoma – The Hobby Lobby franchise which has over 500 stores nationwide, has recently announced that there has been a major spike in archery equipment being shoplifted. CEO David Green has acknowledged that security has been beefed up, and anyone suspiciously loitering around a bullseye will be targeted.